Cards That Actually Sound Like You
No fluff, no filler—just greeting cards that help you say what you really mean, exactly when it matters most.



Say What You Mean
A Card Brand That Keeps It Real
Most cards say what you're "supposed" to say. Ours says what you actually feel. At Hey Weegs, we're not here for performative positivity—we’re here to help you show up for people in the most real way possible. Whether it’s a birthday, breakup, or just-because moment, we make it easier to send something that actually lands.
Radically Honest Stationery
Meet the Human Behind the Cards
Founder Sarah Weeger started Hey Weegs to give people better words for awkward, beautiful, messy moments. No bots. No platitudes. Just a maker, a printer, and a mission to make card-sending less paralyzing and more human. You don’t need the “perfect” words—you just need honest ones.
Honest Words. Human Touch.
Why People Choose Hey Weegs
We say what you really mean, skip the fluff, and show up for real-life moments.
We say what you're thinking—no filters, no fluff, no "hope this card finds you well" energy.
Cards are made in-house, wrapped by hand, and shipped by real humans who care.
Personal card recs from Sarah herself—no bots, no spam, just thoughtful help.
We use ethical, compostable shipping materials and support independent vendors.
You’ll find us in local markets, not in a faceless megastore card aisle.
Send Something That Hits Different
Popular card collections
Every category we offer—from birthday to breakup—helps people show up without resorting to tired clichés. You’ll find cards for moments that matter, prints to brighten your walls, and bundles that save you from last-minute scrambling.
Parenting Cards
Parenting is messy, beautiful, and chaotic. These cards reflect what real moms and dads are actually thinking.
Prints + Goods
Bold, honest, and designed by Sarah Weeger—shop prints and paper goods that add real personality to any space.
Mother's Day Cards
Skip the sappy. Celebrate moms with cards that feel real, heartfelt, and actually sound like you.
Father's Day Cards
Say thanks to the dads who show up—with honest, non-cheesy cards that make it count.
Holiday Cards
Real sentiments for the busiest time of year. These holiday cards connect without sounding forced.
Wedding / Engagement Cards
Celebrate love without clichés. These cards are perfect for real couples starting their next chapter.
Birthday Cards
No “over the hill” jokes here. Just honest, funny, heartfelt cards for birthdays that matter.
Sympathy Cards
Life sucks sometimes. These cards help you show up with honest words when someone is hurting.
End of Year Cards
Reflect, thank, and wrap it all up. These cards help you close the year with honesty and warmth.
Post-Maternity Leave Cards
Support new moms facing a big transition with cards that acknowledge the messy emotions of heading back to work.
Boxed Sets
Never be caught unprepared. These bundles cover birthdays, messiness, and everything in between.
Answers Without the Fluff
Questions? We Gotchu.
What makes Hey Weegs different from Hallmark cards?
We write for real life—not for mass markets. Our cards skip the clichés and say what you’re actually thinking.
Do you offer international shipping?
Yep! Our Shopify platform supports over 100+ currencies and ships globally.
What’s The Done Box?
It’s a year’s worth of honest, ready-to-send cards so you’re never caught off guard again.
Are your materials eco-friendly?
Absolutely. From compostable sleeves to biodegradable mailers, we source with sustainability in mind.
Can I get help choosing a card?
Totally. Fill out our contact form, and Sarah will personally recommend one within 24 hours.















